THORRIOR OF THE WEEEK 1/26/09
Alahoyus Holmbres and Fancy Ladies- We here @ Castle Greyskull are proud to announce the birth of Lil Jonny Wolf Thorr. His proud earf folks Jake Wolf Thorr (the og true believer) and Mama Shannon Thorr (seen here with Tiny Thorr), and uncle Nitewolf can be seen here with the lil dude. Lil Jonny was born the day after Martin Luther King day, which was like last tuesday. or wednesday. Either way, he’s about a week old. Nitewolf and I dropped by to give Lil Jonny some positive vibrations on his 4th day on Earf. He was wrapped up in some Valient Thorr Brand Swaddling Clothes. He can look forward to lots of heavy rocking and cool jams in his future. Mom says he’s probably gonna be a guitar player. Nitewolf claims he’s buying him drums. Im betting either way he’s gonna be howling at the moon before the year is up. Come to think of it, he probably already is. There you have it, Lil Jonny Wolf Thorr, w/ Jake Thorr #1, Mama Shannon Thorr, and Ol Tiny Thorr,
yours
valient himself
